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Old 03-08-09, 06:12 AM   #1
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Well it's about time someone started this thread.

I've heard so many funny comments at the AR, directly and indirectly, so lets hear your favourite ones.

Mine were:

'You've done this before' - Quiff Richard to Mr VT when packing up the van so quickly

'Your dog has violated Stig' - Gruntygiggles after looking after our dogs while we were out on the rideout

'Your van is awesome, I think I just made a little sex wee' - Stretchie to Mr VT

'I don't know who to ask....but I want to feel what 5k worth of breasts is like' - Bear to myself and Mr VT

'I'm very drunk at the moment' (Understatement of the year!) - Paul the 6th

'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch

...I'm sure I will think of some more throughout the day!

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Old 03-08-09, 07:45 AM   #2
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Old 03-08-09, 07:48 AM   #3
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Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum
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Old 03-08-09, 07:52 AM   #4
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Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum
"if you **** up, i'm going to **** you" is what I heard, or words to that effect

ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo

"its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu"

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Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum
Yes, I'm so glad I made it just in time for that one... always made an extra effort to move aside for bear all day
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''Has anyone met my wife?'' Paul6th when I walked out in my fancy dress.

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Girth - Bang! And the chair is gone! (As the inflatable chair vanishes into the dark from LeedsMatt kicking it.
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Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" -


Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too!
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phil to Mrs T and I - " will you two shut up!"
Mrs T " No, im teaching your missis how to blow"



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'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests
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