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Old 03-08-09, 10:55 AM   #11
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own up to these if ur names not beside them
me going through bar on crutchs "thats very rude you could have the decency to go the long way round"
SPIDY "you not dave preston your 20 years to young"
bloke by fire after falling on my bad leg "shiit sorry mate" hovis "its ok mate i just did it when im dead he'll find you"
GRUNTY GIGGLES " so you will be dave preston" me "lol what gave it away the crutches" gg " no the table full of beer and only you drinking it "
more to come
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Old 03-08-09, 12:34 PM   #12
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Bears request to line six big boobs up and see if they worked like NEWTONS CRADLE
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Old 03-08-09, 04:53 PM   #13
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'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch
I have no memory of this... damn.

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'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests
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Old 03-08-09, 05:05 PM   #14
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I have no memory of this... damn.
It was when I was offering to make him tea and breakfast!

You replied 'Ive been here since 7am' then something naughty I think..cant remember the exact wording hence I was unable to quote it in my original post.

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Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" -


Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too!

I still don't know what you were all laughing at
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Old 03-08-09, 05:12 PM   #16
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I remember that Dave.....but the best was reminding you of the night before.

To set the scene as no-one else was there, Viper kindly walked me to the toilets and while going through the gap in the trees, we were passed by Davepreston.

Viper, "Nice Crutch"

DP, " Uh, Thanks"

It was classic. Apparently Viper couldn't think of anything to say.....hmmmm!
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Old 03-08-09, 06:02 PM   #17
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Another part of Bears briefing I forgot....

"Remember the Bear likes a struggle, if you go limp so does the Bear"

or something close to that
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Old 03-08-09, 06:54 PM   #18
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Me to Spiderman - having been pillion with him - "Thanks for taking me"...DOH!
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Me to Spiderman - having been pillion with him - "Thanks for taking me"...DOH!
lol....we did wonder why you were back so late
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"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants

"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants

"Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants
i tell you what the being crippled and the spine excuse was brilliant, being beer'd, popular and groped

but you didn't see me front flipping on the trampoline muhahaha!!!


but it dont half forkin hurt now
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