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Old 24-07-09, 10:52 PM   #1
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Default Your favourite quotes?

One of mine would be

"Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education." - Burk Hudson

I remember seeing the first part in Viney's sig, and really liked it.
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Old 24-07-09, 10:52 PM   #2
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I have no problems with sobriety, in moderation. (My Sig).

Billy Connely:

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you ****ing McTosser

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Old 24-07-09, 10:54 PM   #3
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Golf is a good walk, ruined...

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Old 24-07-09, 10:55 PM   #4
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Oh one more before i hit the hay.

'Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn.' - Gone with the wind (1939)
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Old 24-07-09, 10:56 PM   #5
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See sig...
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Old 24-07-09, 11:33 PM   #6
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And also this

"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed" - Gandhi
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Old 24-07-09, 11:43 PM   #7
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"Never trust the word of a man who wore flip-flops and a bedsheet" - Laurie Birkett, 25/7/2009
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Old 25-07-09, 01:43 AM   #8
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better to be tried by 10 than carried by 6 (words to live by)
if at first you dont succeed, reload (funny)
he's not the messhia he's a very naughty boy (lob v funny)
god has to be irish he's got the same sick sence of humour (my dad)
i have become death destroyer off worlds ( said on first test of A bomb)
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Old 25-07-09, 01:45 AM   #9
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oh and the most usefull i use
officer i used what force i deemed nessesary to stop them being a future threat to myself (used more regularly than i should)
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Old 25-07-09, 06:02 AM   #10
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Default Re: Your favourite quotes?

One I use on my girlfriend who is well into fashion.

Fashion is the only thing humans find so detestable they feel the need to change it every 6 months.
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