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| View Poll Results: Got a crotch massage off the bumpy white lines? | |||
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Never before, but maybe on my way home 
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| KeithD doesnt enjoy pleaseure :s |
  
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| Daily, But I thought it was my little secret. |
  
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| Stupid and Strange thread, but educational too. |
  
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3 | 18.75% |
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21-05-09, 11:38 AM
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Those nice bumps along the motorway.
Due to the morbid nature of my previous thread (and that I'm bored as feck). Thought I'd do a thread with a lighter nature.
When travelling along the motorway and passing chevrons, you know those little bumps painted into the white line? Well... Anyone ever noticed that during filtering so your speed is just about right its quite a pleasent suprise as you ride along the line? You get a crotch massage from the tank! Brilliant!! So if your ever one the M62 around leeds look out for a happy looking fellow on a Yellow SV That is all. |
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21-05-09, 11:55 AM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
Do you mean the warning bumps/lines to warn people the're straying off the motorway? cos the lines between the lanes only have cats eyes and are just damn annoying.
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21-05-09, 12:01 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
Yeah you get those same ones at chevrons as you merge onto the motorway.
Well I think they are the same as the ones at the edges, they look the same. Not the central line with cats eyes, no no no thats not nice hate those things. (fun to slalom though) |
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21-05-09, 12:02 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
Can't say I have.. I vote keithd
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21-05-09, 12:04 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
Your tank turns you on? eeewwwww.
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21-05-09, 12:25 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
KiethD?!?!
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21-05-09, 12:27 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
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 Riding it is like making love to a beautiful woman. |
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21-05-09, 12:36 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
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with my bike though venom, i'd never sex your bike that'd be trashey. |
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21-05-09, 01:09 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
You bunch of pervs!
All those things like "dead mans rattle" and "rumble strips" are put on the roads for girly bikers dont you know. So stop playing with girls toys.
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21-05-09, 01:15 PM
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Re: Those nice bumps along the motorway.
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