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Old 12-05-08, 06:54 PM   #1
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Does anyone know how i can get hold of tickets for it, gonna get me Mum and Mrs some. They love it.
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Old 12-05-08, 07:08 PM   #2
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ITV website?
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Old 12-05-08, 07:10 PM   #3
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.....is very amusing
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Old 12-05-08, 07:10 PM   #4
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Unfortunately due to high demand there are not currently any audience tickets available.


although you could go on as a guest
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Old 12-05-08, 07:18 PM   #5
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i'd like to jump up and down on his head!
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Old 12-05-08, 10:23 PM   #6
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Gah, I fecking hate him. Jumped up arrogant idiot.

Also, if every guest who was on there was killed, society would be cured in a year!
Every single one of them seems to be a reprobate.
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Old 12-05-08, 10:55 PM   #7
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Look I've got a right idea...

Let's make it a 5 grand reward if you're enough of a spacker to get on the show, hence loads of applications.

Then we have a big reinforced perspex box built with lots of different levels, rooms and corridors. Add plenty cameras and a scattering of weapons.

Seal them all in, the winner draws the 5 grand, the rest are all dead, we get a good laugh, everyones happy.
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Old 13-05-08, 08:59 AM   #8
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He is so judgemental he gets on my t*ts...who the hell does he think he is? Alot of the people who go on the show are, I agree pretty messed up to say the least but possibly not always their own fault - social background/upbringing/life problems etc could be all sorts of reasons.

IMO the real star of the show is Graham the resident psychologist...cool, calm, understanding and totally unbiased

(not that I watch it regularly you understand, only when I was laid up with my back )
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Old 13-05-08, 09:03 AM   #9
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As already said to my Mum and Kay, they are all pretty much Chavs that go on there!
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Old 13-05-08, 09:04 AM   #10
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Saw a few minutes of this slimeball the other week on Bank Holiday Monday.

he is VERY clever - he will state in a VERY emphatic way, catching his "victim" up in a tirade about "When hes not with you hes with other women", finishing the sentence with "at least thats what your thinking" but with the second part in a lower, softer tone, leaving the person riled up by the thought of her man cheating on her, but then able to claim that he actually said a balanced thing

Plowsie, I am starting to get VERY worried about you

Dangerous Tyres, Riding in Trainers, Riding in poor kit, now Jeremy Kyle

I'm just waiting for your post in Stuff Wanted for Burbery Rim Tape........
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