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Old 15-09-07, 08:02 AM   #1
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Default Housemates from Hell

Last night (actually 3am) one of my housemates had a barny with her boyfriend. He went to the toilet & she locked the bedroom door. She wouldn't let him back in & he couldn't leave the house as she'd double locked the front door.

He comes back & starts knocking on her bedroom door to be let out. She ignores him so he then trys to run thru' her locked bedroom door several times, making enough noise to wake everyone....(except me - I'm still half-asleep). Loads of shouting later & one of my other house mates tries to let him out & the mad house mate starts shouting....and her boyfriend starts shouting. (I'm awake now & under the imprssion that everyone else in the house has seen a ghost - I'm actually half asleep still...!)

The girl's boyfriend runs out the hosue shouting I've had enough, she runs out screaming god knows what....I fal asleep. Half an hour later I hear police sirens An hour later the police are bringing her back to th house.

I eventually get to sleep somtime around 5am. I suspect that one of our neighbours phoned the police...so now my houe is the house from Hell again.

Great. I wish the only problem in my house was people micturating on the loo seat.
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Old 15-09-07, 11:36 AM   #2
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Perhaps you should stop squatting and try renting
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Old 15-09-07, 11:57 AM   #3
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.......micturating ........

sounds a bit .

Not sure what it means though.

Is it anything to do with this...

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Old 15-09-07, 12:11 PM   #4
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http://www.flatmatesfromhell.co.uk/n...?newest=newest

Worth a look....

Put me off housesharing for life

(Probably not family friendly)
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Old 15-09-07, 12:18 PM   #5
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The grammar and spelling on that site is terrible!
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Old 15-09-07, 02:34 PM   #6
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Some funny stuff on there though...
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Old 15-09-07, 07:12 PM   #7
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one of the many reasons that me and maria only lived with each other at university.

Get some earplugs!

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Old 16-09-07, 09:21 AM   #8
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cleaned my bike again yesterday (Kwak you've given me an OCD!!!!) and I spoke to my neighbours on either side...none of them mentioned the night before so I' mstill not sure who phoned the police.

But they did say, "Nice bike, it looks to be just over a year old!"
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Old 17-09-07, 12:03 AM   #9
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I've been sharing a house with the same two people for the last 5 years, we all get on great with barely a harsh word spoken between us in all that time. This is a bit of a revelation, being as they are both highly strung gin-gers.
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Old 17-09-07, 05:46 AM   #10
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Not really safe for work, but http://www.b3ta.com/questions/housematesfromhell/ should make you feel a whole lot better
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