Can I kill the children next door?

[Bluepete]

The two sodding little screaming brats next door. Jeez, they are incapable of doing anything without screaming. I mean, really screaming, in the way only small girls can.

Imagine scraping your fingernails down a blackboard whilst being made to chew cotton wool with bits of KitKat wrapper in it and you still won't get anywhere near how fecking annoying those little sh1ts are.

The mother, who is a "Stay at home Mom" (ie fat and too stupid to work) does nothing to stop them.

Would I be justified shouting at them. I can really, really shout too. It's sooooo tempting to just bellow over the wall at them that if they scream again, I'll cut their legs off with a blunt axe before beating them over the head with the wet bleeding stumps.

Feckers.

Pete

Go for it.

[ophic]

Make sure you're not in uniform. Then you'll get away with it

[G]

I hate kids, dirty, noisey little things.

I like getting them kicked out of the health club I go too.

The policy states no kids after 5pm, it never gets enforced until you moan about them.

The parents go into the gym and let their little unsupervised brats dive bomb the laned pool and run around screaming when people are trying to chill out and relax.....Grrrr

I feel your pain.

I have driven neighbours out in the past for similar.

Yes.

Should's a whole different argument.





The Word Patrol

[Paul the 6th]

8/10

go round and slap the ma every time they **** you off
simples

[dizzyblonde]

Have you been working nights??....if so, you have my blessing to go round and gaffer them each to a table leg, and, masking tape their mouths shut.

just go round in uniform as say we have had complaints of your kids disturbing the surrounding houses, and threaten them with some notice or other

GIve them money to run away, worked in the past.