Any of you lot going to AR12? - SV650.org

Fallout · 15-05-12, 12:19 PM

As per the title. I'm pretty sure I can't make it due to wedding (of a mate) related shananigans, but I could possibly disown him or kidnap his wife if I have enough of an incentive to attend.

15-05-12, 12:21 PM

Question: Is the wife hot/worth kidknapping? may need to rethink plan if she's not.

Fallout · 15-05-12, 01:52 PM

I wasn't suggesting a kidnap scenario in which I bring her to AR12 and we all have a go. That would be a little extreme. I was thinking more of a "kidnap and lock in a hotel room somewhere so her wedding goes down the pan and I can get away with not attending" scenario. That's a totally above board and accepted technique to avoid weddings.

Alternatively I could arrive in my biker gear and the SV running outside the church. Upon being asked if anyone here present has any reason why blah blah blah, I can pipe up with "YES! ****ING AR12", which the vicar will gladly accept as a reason to halt proceedings. At which point I'll run out to my bike, vicar in tow, who'll leap on the back, hold me tight and whisper to me how much I remind him of his favourite choir boy.

Yes, I am typing crap in an attempt to avoid work. Fag break me thinks ...

Happy birthday btw dude. I hope you got something really expensive and grand, like a gold toilet.

15-05-12, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fallout

I'll run out to my bike, vicar in tow, who'll leap on the back, hold me tight and whisper to me how much I remind him of his favourite choir boy.

That is the best reason I've ever heard to intentionally crash a motorcycle.

Everyman needs a golden toilet!
But alas no - no one has bought me said throne.

DJ123 · 15-05-12, 05:42 PM

Yes, currently trying to wangle a half day off work or i'll be hammering it there!

Fallout · 15-05-12, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owenski

Everyman needs a golden toilet!
But alas no - no one has bought me said throne.

I may make you one out of yellow plasticine and bring it to the AR.

Quote:

Originally Posted by daddyjob

Yes, currently trying to wangle a half day off work or i'll be hammering it there!

Let me know your plans mate. I'll see what I can do from here.

DJ123 · 15-05-12, 07:32 PM

there are 2 plans:
1)finish half day and see about meeting TIB and a few others at BP on the A3
2)finish work at 6 and blast there afterwards.

It's only about 100 miles from where i am, or about 2 hours depending on Friday night traffic. I'll know shortly if i have got the half day!

Tomor · 15-05-12, 07:44 PM

I am oh so tempted but have no luggage, may have to 'borrow' some from work

DJ123 · 15-05-12, 08:11 PM

Tom, do it!

Fallout · 15-05-12, 08:41 PM

Luggage? You mean these top box/panier things people like Daddio use? What's wrong with a big f-off rucksack?

15-05-12, 12:19 PM	#1
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Any of you lot going to AR12? As per the title. I'm pretty sure I can't make it due to wedding (of a mate) related shananigans, but I could possibly disown him or kidnap his wife if I have enough of an incentive to attend. __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

15-05-12, 12:21 PM	#2
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Any of you lot going to AR12? Question: Is the wife hot/worth kidknapping? may need to rethink plan if she's not.

15-05-12, 01:52 PM	#3
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: Any of you lot going to AR12? I wasn't suggesting a kidnap scenario in which I bring her to AR12 and we all have a go. That would be a little extreme. I was thinking more of a "kidnap and lock in a hotel room somewhere so her wedding goes down the pan and I can get away with not attending" scenario. That's a totally above board and accepted technique to avoid weddings. Alternatively I could arrive in my biker gear and the SV running outside the church. Upon being asked if anyone here present has any reason why blah blah blah, I can pipe up with "YES! **ING AR12", which the vicar will gladly accept as a reason to halt proceedings. At which point I'll run out to my bike, vicar in tow, who'll leap on the back, hold me tight and whisper to me how much I remind him of his favourite choir boy. Yes, I am typing crap in an attempt to avoid work. Fag break me thinks ... Happy birthday btw dude. I hope you got something really expensive and grand, like a gold toilet. __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed** - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music) Last edited by Fallout; 15-05-12 at 01:54 PM.

15-05-12, 05:42 PM	#5
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15-05-12, 07:32 PM	#7
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: Any of you lot going to AR12? there are 2 plans: 1)finish half day and see about meeting TIB and a few others at BP on the A3 2)finish work at 6 and blast there afterwards. It's only about 100 miles from where i am, or about 2 hours depending on Friday night traffic. I'll know shortly if i have got the half day! __________________ BMW F800ST

15-05-12, 07:44 PM	#8
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15-05-12, 08:11 PM	#9
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: Any of you lot going to AR12? Tom, do it! __________________ BMW F800ST

15-05-12, 08:41 PM	#10
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: Any of you lot going to AR12? Luggage? You mean these top box/panier things people like Daddio use? What's wrong with a big f-off rucksack? __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

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