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Old 10-08-08, 09:04 PM   #1
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Default How do I make Kate's pussy more friendly?!?!

Now I have your attention.......

I bought Kate a British Blue kitten but it seems to have got itself a bit of a personality disorder!

It's not very friendly and rarely sits with you for cuddles. On top of this he's started to become very destructive towards the carpets in the house, even though he has a scratching post and a lovely climbing frame/house to destroy!!

He is 4 months old and still has his nuts so could chopping these off (myself if he keeps destroying my carpet!) make him more friendly or do you have any other suggestions??

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Old 10-08-08, 09:04 PM   #2
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More friendly?

Swap for a dog.

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Old 10-08-08, 09:08 PM   #3
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Nuts, off! Off! Off! Off!
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Old 10-08-08, 09:08 PM   #4
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More friendly?

Swap for a dog.

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Old 10-08-08, 09:10 PM   #5
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Nuts, off! Off! Off! Off!
but what if phil ever wants to have kids?
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Old 10-08-08, 09:13 PM   #6
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Adopt.
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Old 10-08-08, 09:24 PM   #7
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Send it to coombest, he has a way with cats
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Old 10-08-08, 09:26 PM   #8
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This from the man who is defending Samson.
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Old 10-08-08, 09:34 PM   #9
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Introduce it to a well behaved family of mice.
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Old 10-08-08, 09:42 PM   #10
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I ferkin hate cats
Dogs are nicer
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