Famous faces in unlikely places

So ths morning i was minding my own business walking over the local common and to the airfield beyond, when i passed 2 guys looking out at the planes. Did the obligatory country 'good morning', stopped alongside to watch and then realised that one of them happened to be Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.

Anyway word of the famour face had obviously filtered around the airfield, as next thing 'Money's too tight to mention' started to play over the tannoy...

I knew a naughty rascal that once had a mtae that worked in the music industry. They got hold of Mick Hucknell's mobile phone number & used to ring him up when they were pi$$ed telling him his music sucked amongst other things.

One night they phoned him up pi$$ed again, but forgot to do the 141 thing. Imagine their surprise the next day when the Huckster phoned them up sating he knew who they were & if they didn't stop doing it he'd send some friends round....

...and no the naughty rascal wasn't me.

Saw the guy who lives at the Rovers Return (scruffy, long haired, lazy musician) on Corrie in Keswick in a Thai restaurant on Sunday evening with is mrs and 3 kids.
Also got stopped by Tyrone off Corrie once asking where Rivington Barn Motorcycles was. He was on a cbr600 and out and about with his mate. I was on the sv at the time and took them over to the place.

Arnold Schwareneggers in Hilary Clintons crotch?


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