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03-09-06, 09:12 PM

Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls' Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon.

After finishing, they then made off for home.

The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This Girls' Night Out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said,

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

03-09-06, 09:19 PM

PMSL

03-09-06, 09:36 PM

03-09-06, 10:04 PM

03-09-06, 10:22 PM

Had to read that one twice but when I did...

You know what it's like when you laugh and instead of opening your mouth it goes down your nose and I've got a stinking cold at the moment...

04-09-06, 07:37 AM

timwilky · 04-09-06, 07:41 AM

Surely this should have started with something like :-

"Tara and Verna"

Damm me and my big mouth, I am going to get into trouble for posting this. Sorry ladies, I just couldn't get it out of my mind.

But did Falc phone Viney or vice versa?

04-09-06, 11:34 AM

04-09-06, 08:21 PM

Balky001 · 04-09-06, 08:23 PM

classic

03-09-06, 09:12 PM	#1
william t. Guest Posts: n/a	Girls night out Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls' Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home. The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This Girls' Night Out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said, "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

04-09-06, 07:41 AM	#7
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Surely this should have started with something like :- "Tara and Verna" Damm me and my big mouth, I am going to get into trouble for posting this. Sorry ladies, I just couldn't get it out of my mind. But did Falc phone Viney or vice versa? __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

04-09-06, 08:23 PM	#10
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03-09-06, 10:22 PM	#5
Nick762 Guest Posts: n/a	Had to read that one twice but when I did... You know what it's like when you laugh and instead of opening your mouth it goes down your nose and I've got a stinking cold at the moment...