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28-12-06, 12:53 PM | #1 |
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oh dear
Well the last of the turkey has gone in the bin. The last of the sausage/bacon etc has been eaten. There is a mountain of chocolate left, We has still got to get round to unwrapping the cheese in the fridge and the wallet is considerably lighter. Unfortunately that is all that is.
Well the nub of my problem is the ever increasing waistline. I had to go out on christmas eve and buy three pairs of trousers in size enormous, as my current wardrobe simply dont fit anymore. The wife stayed quiet as I also bought a new belt. The reason being she had bought me one for christmas and it don't fit. Right. How do I loose weight /inches seriously with minimal effort and no reduction in food/beer intake?.
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... expensive though - but you didn't mention the impact to your wallet for weight loss. |
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28-12-06, 01:14 PM | #4 |
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[quote= How do I loose weight /inches seriously with minimal effort and no reduction in food/beer intake?.[/quote]
If anyone has an answer to that, that really works I'm afraid they are likely to charge you for it and have suddenly become a millionaire overnight! My only suggestion is that you come to terms with reality; you could start exercising at low level but for extended periods e.g. min 30 min sessions 3x a week, keeping your heart rate low (body burns fat quicker at that rate); eat a sensible balanced low fat diet and reduce the beer intake . Ok, ok stupid ideas... ...time to accept that you are gonna forever be a fat b*st**d like the rest of us |
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Dont eat after 7.30/8pm at night, cut down on your complex carb intake (Bread, potatos, pasta etc) If you work in a building that you take the lift in, take the stairs. Drink more water, and dont snack. Thats about as little as you can do. |
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28-12-06, 01:22 PM | #6 |
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I don't know, I've a sure fire way of loosing a couple of stone
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28-12-06, 01:25 PM | #7 |
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Chop off your leg.
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28-12-06, 04:24 PM | #9 |
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Saw a trailer for this on ITV - works for some ppl with cigarettes so I cant see why it wont work for us fatties:
http://www.paulmckenna.com/file/30/w...ss-events.html Pete |
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A girdle?
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