Pointless inventions - SV650.org

sv4me · 06-06-11, 10:40 PM

My other half came home from work today with something so amazing, so spellbinding its going to totally revolutionise our lives. Yes thats right......its an AUTOMATIC BIN

no longer will I have to go through the ball aching chore of having to stand on the pedal at the bottom. So I say thankyou autobin inventors, I salute you

Ok but seriously 2 things:

1. Die you sneeky, autobin inventing barstards for making my girlfriend spend £75 on a fecking bin

2. Why can't I stop playing with it

guaranteed i'll have broken it by the weekend lol

Anyone got any other utterly useless inventions lying around the house? We've got a battery powered fork for eating pasta with somewhere, a gift off somebody....still in the wrapper

06-06-11, 10:44 PM

Children

I mean, seriously... what's the point of them?

06-06-11, 10:45 PM

TBH, we have to use those things in our lab (chemistry student) and the things are the bane of our lives, more often than not they dont open when you want them to, and you end up having to prise open the buggers, whilst wishing they had just left the pedal on there. Rant Over, as you can tell i also dont think much of them. Along the same lines as your pasta thing, one of my flatmates had an electric salt and pepper grinder, what is wrong with having to just grind it yourself

06-06-11, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sv4me

1. Die you sneeky, autobin inventing barstards for making my girlfriend spend £75 on a fecking bin

Don't blame the inventor. I hope you slapped the girlfriend round the head with a wet salmon!

sv4me · 06-06-11, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Children

I mean, seriously... what's the point of them?

Haha I haven't got any of them yet. I was a little unsure of the returns policy if you weren't happy with them

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

Don't blame the inventor. I hope you slapped the girlfriend round the head with a wet salmon!

All the fish are in the freezer, I thought that might be a tad extreme

tigersaw · 06-06-11, 11:41 PM

The K-Tel brush-o-matic, flip-o-matic, and Buttoneer.
And anything made by amstrad.

06-06-11, 11:46 PM

electric wine bottle opener harder to use ****ed than sober

07-06-11, 12:04 AM

07-06-11, 01:13 AM

The treadmill. Why spend however much on a treadmill, when you can step outside your front door and do exactly the same for free?

BanannaMan · 07-06-11, 04:21 AM

The Gladius 650.

06-06-11, 10:40 PM	#1
sv4me Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southport Posts: 1,508	Pointless inventions My other half came home from work today with something so amazing, so spellbinding its going to totally revolutionise our lives. Yes thats right......its an AUTOMATIC BIN no longer will I have to go through the ball aching chore of having to stand on the pedal at the bottom. So I say thankyou autobin inventors, I salute you Ok but seriously 2 things: 1. Die you sneeky, autobin inventing barstards for making my girlfriend spend £75 on a fecking bin 2. Why can't I stop playing with it guaranteed i'll have broken it by the weekend lol Anyone got any other utterly useless inventions lying around the house? We've got a battery powered fork for eating pasta with somewhere, a gift off somebody....still in the wrapper __________________ ______________________________ Just call me Cyril Despres. Ok maybe not It's not big, it's not clever......muahaha

06-06-11, 10:44 PM	#2
Lozzo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pointless inventions Children I mean, seriously... what's the point of them?

06-06-11, 10:45 PM	#3
Vergey Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pointless inventions TBH, we have to use those things in our lab (chemistry student) and the things are the bane of our lives, more often than not they dont open when you want them to, and you end up having to prise open the buggers, whilst wishing they had just left the pedal on there. Rant Over, as you can tell i also dont think much of them. Along the same lines as your pasta thing, one of my flatmates had an electric salt and pepper grinder, what is wrong with having to just grind it yourself

06-06-11, 11:41 PM	#6
tigersaw Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Llanwrtyd Wells Powys Posts: 1,146	Re: Pointless inventions The K-Tel brush-o-matic, flip-o-matic, and Buttoneer. And anything made by amstrad.

06-06-11, 11:46 PM	#7
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pointless inventions electric wine bottle opener harder to use ****ed than sober

07-06-11, 01:13 AM	#9
Drumming_Animal Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pointless inventions The treadmill. Why spend however much on a treadmill, when you can step outside your front door and do exactly the same for free?

07-06-11, 04:21 AM	#10
BanannaMan Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Appalachia Posts: 419	Re: Pointless inventions The Gladius 650. __________________ ...Bill *"The Mountains are calling and I must go"*

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