Thieves! thats right crisp theives!

So it was 10 minutes to 10, im ready to go home after a long...tiring... 5 hour shift! thats right 5 hours, no applause please i know everyone wishes they were as commited to work as i am . when a guy comes in to the shop, looks likes he may of had 1 or 2 to drink, but i give him the benefit of the doubt.

after a few minutes walking around he heads towards the door with a basket consisting of 1 beer and a packet of chip sticks. the manager asks him to stop so he legs it.

me and the manager lock up then go watch it on the cctv and have a good laugh.

the moral of this story is: no matter how tasty chip sticks are, you are better of paying 47p and enjoying them, then having to get all sweaty running and then trying to eat a no doubt broken pack of crisps.

hehehe funny

Surely a running tackle for a pack of crisps would have been more fun?

Originally Posted by TuonoGrant

Surely a running tackle for a pack of crisps would have been more fun?

Followed by a swift beating with said pack of crisps

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by GeneticBubble

after a few minutes walking around he heads towards the door with a basket consisting of 1 beer and a packet of chip sticks. the manager asks him to stop so he legs it.

well of course he did a runner...

the walkers are easier to catch


ba-dum TSH

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

well of course he did a runner...

the walkers are easier to catch


ba-dum TSH

Hahaa, terrible.

lol i would of gone after him on the bike, but then i would of had to ask him to wait while i bump started it

Originally Posted by GeneticBubble

So it was 10 minutes to 10, im ready to go home after a long...tiring... 5 hour shift! thats right 5 hours, no applause please i know everyone wishes they were as commited to work as i am . when a guy comes in to the shop, looks likes he may of had 1 or 2 to drink, but i give him the benefit of the doubt.

after a few minutes walking around he heads towards the door with a basket consisting of 1 beer and a packet of chip sticks. the manager asks him to stop so he legs it.

me and the manager lock up then go watch it on the cctv and have a good laugh.

the moral of this story is: no matter how tasty chip sticks are, you are better of paying 47p and enjoying them, then having to get all sweaty running and then trying to eat a no doubt broken pack of crisps.

The last time we had a shoplifter at work, my manager floored him on the pavement leaving the **** with grazes all over his face

Originally Posted by Magnum

The last time we had a shoplifter at work, my manager floored him on the pavement leaving the **** with grazes all over his face

yeah but your manager isn't a 48 year old little lady... or is he?

Nope, what are you? i always chase and confront the shoplifters!