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Old 02-07-14, 03:34 PM   #1
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Default Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)

Yes ladies, don't you just hate it when your mate introduces you to his new girlfriend and she looks like this!



If I wanted to feel even more short, dumpy and ginger than usual then this is a pretty good way of doing it.

What's more, she's a former Miss Scotland even though she was born in Trinidad - how does that even work? I mean, can't we vote to get rid of all Scottish people who look like this? Only allow back in the ones who look like Rab C Nesbitt?



Pah, I'm going off to comfort eat some chocolate and admire my cellulite.
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Old 02-07-14, 03:42 PM   #2
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Meh, shes ok but you still win hands down give her some of your chocolate Lph she looks a bit thin
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Old 02-07-14, 04:10 PM   #3
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i keep telling myself that beauty is only skin deep... only coz i'm an ugly feker, mind you i have dated some very pretty girls in my time. still to this day don't know why my wife picked me.

you can keep your supermodels as personally i think they all look ill.
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Old 02-07-14, 04:43 PM   #4
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Ooh err, she's lovely, me likey
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Old 02-07-14, 05:05 PM   #5
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I bet she wouldn't bake a decent cake for the .org
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Must be nice being mates with Brian Lara?
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Old 02-07-14, 05:27 PM   #7
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no. but i bet her muff'in would go down a treat.
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Sooner be mates with his girlfriend
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Must be nice being mates with Brian Lara?
I struggle to keep up with the names as it's a different girl every time he's over.

We've been friends for 15 years though, and he knows better than to expect any special VIP treatment from me. AR weekend it was a text saying 'biking in Norfolk, whatever it is you've called about will have to wait'
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