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Heorot · 09-06-15, 02:09 PM

Did you read about the guy who took out travel insurance and didn't tick the box asking about a pre-existing condition? He fell ill while on holiday in Turkey and the insurance won't pick up the bill, currently in the region of £50,000, because he hadn't declared the condition. He is too ill to travel and the bills are £1000 a day.

Luckypants · 09-06-15, 03:17 PM

Why does that makes you smile?

ophic · 09-06-15, 03:40 PM

Maybe he's just heavily invested in holiday insurance shares?

DarrenSV650S · 09-06-15, 04:21 PM

I think he just messed up the punch line

NTECUK · 09-06-15, 05:19 PM

Yes heard better jokes!
Take this and call me in the morning A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony. The Doctor attending and prescribed continued intravenous feeding of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.

"What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" the nurse inquired.

"It will keep the sheet off of him."

BanannaMan · 09-06-15, 06:29 PM

There is a joke thread...
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.p...73212&page=118

just sayin'

NTECUK · 09-06-15, 06:57 PM

True

Littlepeahead · 11-06-15, 10:26 PM

Going all the way to Wales to see Blur, bouncing around in the crazy area a few rows from the stage then getting shoved right to the front. When you're little it's the best place to watch from. Now I'm sitting on the beach outside the venue in Llandudno. What a great night.

Sir Trev · 12-06-15, 02:06 PM

Hope you had a good time LPH.

My smile today is signing a new contract, ending a ten week job hunt. Thank flip for that. Becoming a contractor is nice in so many ways (if you don't like it you don't have to stay long, you pick what you want to do, all the politics and sh-t is someone else's problem and you just do your specific role, keep more of your income, etc.) but if the market is slow and you're either very niche or too general then you can be out of work for a while. Sorry Milton Keynes, I will be heading your way five days a week from Wednesday.

ophic · 12-06-15, 02:09 PM

Milton Keynes? Trev you have nothing to apologise for. In fact being from the Midlands, I should be apologising for Milton Keynes...

09-06-15, 02:09 PM	#791
Heorot Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: South Norfolk Posts: 341	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? Did you read about the guy who took out travel insurance and didn't tick the box asking about a pre-existing condition? He fell ill while on holiday in Turkey and the insurance won't pick up the bill, currently in the region of £50,000, because he hadn't declared the condition. He is too ill to travel and the bills are £1000 a day. __________________ Some say the cup is half empty, while others say it is half full. However, both are wrong; the real problem is the cup is too big. Honda 125 CG blown engine Gone to the great mechanic in the sky Naked SV650 K3 in Silver

09-06-15, 03:17 PM	#792
Luckypants Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Nr Ruthin Posts: 7,056	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? Why does that makes you smile? __________________ "Your Viffer sounds like it is raising hell! Spot on." - Witchery 17/4/08 Snow Plough Appreciation Society - Member #3

09-06-15, 03:40 PM	#793
ophic Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whyteleafe Posts: 3,395	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? Maybe he's just heavily invested in holiday insurance shares? __________________ Silver SV650SK3, Fuel exhaust

09-06-15, 04:21 PM	#794
DarrenSV650S Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,404	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? I think he just messed up the punch line

09-06-15, 05:19 PM	#795
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? Yes heard better jokes! Take this and call me in the morning A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony. The Doctor attending and prescribed continued intravenous feeding of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" the nurse inquired. "It will keep the sheet off of him." __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

09-06-15, 06:29 PM	#796
BanannaMan Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Appalachia Posts: 419	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? There is a joke thread... http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.p...73212&page=118 just sayin' __________________ ...Bill *"The Mountains are calling and I must go"*

09-06-15, 06:57 PM	#797
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? True __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

11-06-15, 10:26 PM	#798
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Smile of the day - What is yours? Going all the way to Wales to see Blur, bouncing around in the crazy area a few rows from the stage then getting shoved right to the front. When you're little it's the best place to watch from. Now I'm sitting on the beach outside the venue in Llandudno. What a great night. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

12-06-15, 02:06 PM	#799
Sir Trev Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: High Wycombe, where the chair factories used to be Posts: 1,440	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? Hope you had a good time LPH. My smile today is signing a new contract, ending a ten week job hunt. Thank flip for that. Becoming a contractor is nice in so many ways (if you don't like it you don't have to stay long, you pick what you want to do, all the politics and sh-t is someone else's problem and you just do your specific role, keep more of your income, etc.) but if the market is slow and you're either very niche or too general then you can be out of work for a while. Sorry Milton Keynes, I will be heading your way five days a week from Wednesday. __________________ We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town, BEEP BEEP!

12-06-15, 02:09 PM	#800
ophic Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whyteleafe Posts: 3,395	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? Milton Keynes? Trev you have nothing to apologise for. In fact being from the Midlands, I should be apologising for Milton Keynes... __________________ Silver SV650SK3, Fuel exhaust

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