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03-10-13, 06:55 PM | #1 |
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Strangest injuries
What are the strangest injuries you have ever had?
The things that when you tell people what happened they question your sanity. At the moment I am sporting a bruised eye. After a couple of days off work unwell I went back today to questioning looks. Try explaining to someone that your 8 week old kitten punched you in the eye. Last edited by minimorecambe; 03-10-13 at 06:57 PM. |
03-10-13, 06:59 PM | #2 |
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Re: Strangest injuries
Broke my leg whilst flying a kite.
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03-10-13, 07:03 PM | #3 |
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I have no idea how I have broken my toe, much to the confusion of the Doctors. Which has been accompanied by knee Bursitis which I had drained a week ago. Still working on getting the muscle movement back & strength.
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03-10-13, 07:10 PM | #4 |
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i keep getting this recurring movement in the front of my underpants, it's ok as its a nice feeling.
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03-10-13, 07:12 PM | #5 |
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Most of mine are work related, had a nice black eye a while ago from whacking myself with a piece of 4x2 timber.
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MM. hahahahha (sorry all better)
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My odd one was trip to A&E after a glass shattered through my hand as I stopped it from dropping
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03-10-13, 07:15 PM | #7 |
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03-10-13, 07:20 PM | #8 |
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blew my hand up when i was younger using a lighter to see what was in a big oil drum. yes it was petrol yes the lighter blew up in my hand as well as the flames from the drum and i had no eyebrows or fringe for a while as well as a horrible right hand that looked like something out a horror film.
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03-10-13, 07:47 PM | #10 | |
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Also I put a .22 blank round down the threaded socket where a mirror should fit on a dt50 I had and my mate hit the cap with the point of a pair of scissors, the shell literally blew to bits and we had brass shrapnel all over our hands |
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