The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

[BanannaMan]

I don't care if they like my jokes, I still have a great butt.
Every time I finish talking to someone and start to walk away, I can hear them whispering 'what an a55'.


A Frenchman, an Englishman and an American were stranded on a desert island.
They find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The Frenchman wishes he was off the island and somewhere in beautiful Paris.
The Englishman says "I can top that, I wish I were living the life of luxury in the finest castle in England".
The American says "I’m kinda lonely. I wish my friends were back here."




A British soldier is walking around in Iraq. He stumbles on a Genie's lamp, rubs it a genie comes out and says : "you have one wish, what would that be?"
The soldier thinks a little and says " I wish for the war in Iraq to end".
The Genie says, em I" don't think even I can do something about that. Do you have any other wish?"
The soldier then says "I want England to win the World Cup"
The Genie looks at the soldier and says "What was that wish about Iraq again?"

[DarrenSV650S]

Sorry bananaman but they are pish. Actually worse than the Daily Star jokes

[Biker Biggles]

As the sticky says threads here are like books in a library.If you dont like them,dont read them.

Personally Id rather see a bad joke than no joke,but Im easily pleased.

[chris8886]

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

As the sticky says threads here are like books in a library.If you dont like them,dont read them.

Personally Id rather see a bad joke than no joke,but Im easily pleased.

HERE HERE, well said that man! there are people about that I don't wish to read comments from, I therefore choose not to read them and there are people who's names I see have come up in a thread and I then read said thread just for that reason (that they posted). we all do something like this I suspect, (whether that be subconsciously or deliberately), I'm sure there are people that wish to avoid anything written by myself, which is their choice and I'd likely agree with them in any case, lol.


*sorry for the non sensical drivel, but I am a bit on the tired side and struggling to think right now, but I think I have got my point across

[ophic]

How do you know if you like something until you've read it?

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[chris8886]

I quite agree with you, however there are one or two, that I just know that I really have no wish to read what they will have written, so I CHOOSE not to read it.

Well I always look forward to seeing the latest slice of Banana based humour

[Matt-EUC]

Originally Posted by DJFridge

Well I always look forward to seeing the latest slice of Banana based humour

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