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02-07-14, 03:34 PM | #1 |
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Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)
Yes ladies, don't you just hate it when your mate introduces you to his new girlfriend and she looks like this!
If I wanted to feel even more short, dumpy and ginger than usual then this is a pretty good way of doing it. What's more, she's a former Miss Scotland even though she was born in Trinidad - how does that even work? I mean, can't we vote to get rid of all Scottish people who look like this? Only allow back in the ones who look like Rab C Nesbitt? Pah, I'm going off to comfort eat some chocolate and admire my cellulite.
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02-07-14, 03:42 PM | #2 |
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Re: Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)
Meh, shes ok but you still win hands down give her some of your chocolate Lph she looks a bit thin
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02-07-14, 04:10 PM | #3 |
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i keep telling myself that beauty is only skin deep... only coz i'm an ugly feker, mind you i have dated some very pretty girls in my time. still to this day don't know why my wife picked me.
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Ooh err, she's lovely, me likey
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02-07-14, 05:05 PM | #5 |
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Re: Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)
I bet she wouldn't bake a decent cake for the .org
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02-07-14, 05:16 PM | #6 |
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Re: Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)
Must be nice being mates with Brian Lara?
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I struggle to keep up with the names as it's a different girl every time he's over.
We've been friends for 15 years though, and he knows better than to expect any special VIP treatment from me. AR weekend it was a text saying 'biking in Norfolk, whatever it is you've called about will have to wait'
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