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28-03-08, 12:06 PM | #1 |
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Yesterday's leaving speech at work...
Had my last day yesterday.
I'd been there nearly 8 years, it's customary to have a leaving speech from your boss. I've heard some really good leaving speeches over the years & a month ago my boss did a good speech for one of my co-workers. I was looking forward to mine. My boss started off by talking about current affairs around the world 8 years ago. And that was pretty much it. It was the worst speech I'd ever heard. One of my co-workers even shouted that it was the worst speech ever. It was completely unprepared. I'm a little bit disappointed by my ex-boss. |
28-03-08, 12:12 PM | #2 |
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Re: Yesterday's leaving speech at work...
More importantly what did you pinch extra above and beyond what you had planned too, due to his incompetence to prepare a better speech for such a valued employee
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28-03-08, 01:55 PM | #3 |
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Re: Yesterday's leaving speech at work...
Shall we go egg his house. Im sure between us we can carry a rather large amount of eggs on the bikes
I throw like a girl though, so I'll leave the actualy throwing to someone else Matt |
28-03-08, 01:57 PM | #4 |
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28-03-08, 02:03 PM | #5 |
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28-03-08, 02:06 PM | #6 |
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Re: Yesterday's leaving speech at work...
I always fancied using paint balls I was going to do that, obviously Im far too mature and respectable, but if I wasnt....
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28-03-08, 02:06 PM | #7 |
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28-03-08, 02:13 PM | #8 |
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28-03-08, 02:14 PM | #9 |
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Plenty of time to reflect on him (kindly no doubt) over the next 6 months
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28-03-08, 04:11 PM | #10 |
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Re: Yesterday's leaving speech at work...
Was that Burger king or McDonalds Lee?
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