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Old 19-03-07, 06:41 PM   #1
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Don't think we've done this before....

What are your favourite alternative (and hopefully funny) names for ordinary objects.

To start us off I give you:

"Flea Rake" for the hair comb
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Old 19-03-07, 07:03 PM   #2
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Ball bags.
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Old 19-03-07, 07:05 PM   #3
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Fun bags
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Hairnet - just for you Jabba
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Old 19-03-07, 07:28 PM   #5
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Hairnet - just for you Jabba


Should have seen that one coming............
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Old 19-03-07, 07:30 PM   #6
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blandit
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Old 19-03-07, 07:31 PM   #7
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jug's
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Old 19-03-07, 08:42 PM   #8
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min... cun.. sl.... ??? fairy - its about the only word to describe the bloody female organ that isnt offensive lol, ? ? ?
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Old 19-03-07, 09:12 PM   #9
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Over the shoulder bolder holder
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Old 19-03-07, 09:17 PM   #10
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Oh - those sort of everyday objects. Front bottom anyone?


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