Top 10 laws of bikes

1. A motorcycle will not fall over without a crowd present.

2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to
the size of the audience and the owners ego.

3. Moving motorcycles are to juicy bugs what Royal Navy ships were to kamikaze pilots.

4. You will not feel a need to go to the toilet until after you have
put on your rainsuit.

5. The fact that your keys are in your trouser pocket will only become
apparent after you have put your gloves on.

6. Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.

7. The only part you really need will also be the only one on permanent
backorder.

8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a
prospective buyer.

9. You will never have a flat tyre on the road unless you leave the puncture
repair kit a home.

10. Universal kit accessories are so named because without modification
they fit no bike in the universe.

[Stu]

You will not crash unless you take your bungs off and don't re-fit them - Sorry!

You will only sneeze when you climb aboard your bike and shut the visor.

Or in my case, puke...

Matt

question...

were any Royal Navy ships attacked by Kamikaze pilots in WWII, or only the US Navy ?

carry on....

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

You will only sneeze when you climb aboard your bike and shut the visor.

Or in my case, puke...

Matt

LOL

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune mate, but I almost spat coffee over my keyboard!

5. The fact that your keys are in your trouser pocket will only become
apparent after you have put your gloves on.

So very true, Done it loads a times

Originally Posted by Viper

So very true, Done it loads a times

I've mixed this with the 4th law, as in the urge to go the bathroom after putting on my rainsuit and gloves, with the keys in my jacket pocket, conveniently protected from the elements by said rainsuit.

The likely hood of you dropping your keys is directly proportional to your proximity to a Drain.

Originally Posted by Filipe M.

I've mixed this with the 4th law, as in the urge to go the bathroom after putting on my rainsuit and gloves, with the keys in my jacket pocket, conveniently protected from the elements by said rainsuit.

you can get sorted out before the wee wee dance works no longer and its to late

Originally Posted by Viper

you can get sorted out before the wee wee dance works no longer and its to late

Wee wee? Oh I how I wished it was just that...

btw, it did work.