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27-08-08, 08:08 AM
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Choose you government
heres a good political thread...with a twist. If you where PM, who would your cabinet be?
Rules. No one sensible. They must be from the likes of TV or film, or characters played by stars. The positions are below. ************************* Home Secretary Health Secretary Culture Secretary Chancellor of the Exchequer Justice Secretary Work and Pensions Schools and children Defence Secretary Environment Secretary Business and Enterprise Commons Leader Transport Secretary Northern Ireland Secretary: Innovation and Universities: Olympics and London: Children and Youth Justice: |
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27-08-08, 08:12 AM
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27-08-08, 08:27 AM
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Re: Choose you government
Home Secretary: Ross Kemp
Health Secretary: Jimmy Savvle Culture Secretary: Bruce Forsythe Chancellor of the Exchequer: Wendy Richard Justice Secretary: Ray Winstone Work and Pensions: Kerry Katona Schools and children: Fearne Cotton Defence Secretary: Arnold Schwazenegger Environment Secretary: Captain Planet Business and Enterprise: Ian Beale Commons Leader: The Queen Transport Secretary: Jay Kay Northern Ireland Secretary: Johnny Vegas Innovation and Universities: Alexa Chung Olympics and London: Banana Man Children and Youth Justice: Lady Sovreign 'Ya Get Me'
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27-08-08, 08:52 AM
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Re: Choose you government
Home Secretary: Vendetta (from V for Vendetta)
Health Secretary: Dakota (the euthanasia-loving nurse from Planet Terror) Culture Secretary: Hannibal Lector (He might be a maniac, but so are a lot of MPs, at least he'd know about/be interested in the area he was in charge of) Chancellor of the Exchequer: Scrooge McDuck (least likely to p*** our money up the wall the way the current lot do) Justice Secretary: Frank Castle (AKA the Punisher) Work and Pensions: Alan Sugar Schools and children: Cruella De Vil Defence Secretary: Captain Mainwaring Environment Secretary: Jack Bauer Business and Enterprise: Bruce Wayne (successful in business, but with a human side to him) Commons Leader: Snake Plissken Transport Secretary: Frankenstein from Death Race 2000 Northern Ireland Secretary: Alex Mahone (FBI agent from Prison Break) Innovation and Universities: Doctor Emmett Brown Olympics and London: Just cancel the whole bloody waste of money. Children and Youth Justice: Judge Judy (she knows what the little blighters need- she used to be a child's court judge) |
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27-08-08, 09:15 AM
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27-08-08, 09:44 AM
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27-08-08, 10:16 AM
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YES! I rule the Uni's! Down with wooly subjects!!!!
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27-08-08, 10:18 AM
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Re: Choose you government
Home SecretaryDr Bunsen
Health Secretary: Beaker Culture Secretary: Animal Chancellor of the Exchequer: kermit Justice Secretary: cookie monster Work and Pensions: miss piggie Schools and children:Swedish chef Defence Secretary: Gonzo Environment Secretary: Business and Enterprise :Statler Commons Leader : waldorf Transport Secretary: big bird Northern Ireland Secretary: The count Von count Innovation and Universities: Dr Bob Olympics and London: fozzie bear Children and Youth Justice: Elmo well, the governments full of muppets, so why not have some real ones
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27-08-08, 10:28 AM
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27-08-08, 10:40 AM
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