SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum



Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 21-02-14, 02:23 PM   #1
Littlepeahead
Member
Mega Poster
 
Littlepeahead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Saaarrrfff
Posts: 2,908
Smile Unlikely sex symbols

I've been at home today and had a little dance around while doing my housework to Prince's Best Of (like you do). Which got me to thinking about the people who really shouldn't be sexy but are.

Prince, who is 5'2", wears make up, lace, and sang the line 'Cos tonight you're a star and I'm the big dipper' without managing to sound ridiculous.

Jeremy Paxman, in that intellectual way, I even liked the grey beard.

Andrew Marr, sexy even though he looks like Pob.

Michael Holding, turned 60 last week but always has a naughty twinkle in his eye and a voice that makes me go all gooey.

Now come on, let's hear yours, I'm sure some of you have got a secret crush on Delia Smith, Susan Boyle, Kathy Burke, James May, Simon Cowell or Boris Johnson!
__________________
Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...
Littlepeahead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 02:30 PM   #2
carelesschucca
Member
Mega Poster
 
carelesschucca's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Kilsyth - Bonnie Scotland
Posts: 2,727
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols

Prince is Prince. He's a sexy mofo. Bloody cool. Any man that could get Mayte to be his dancer and wife deserves credit.
__________________
Innuendo - it's great when you get it.

sv650s (gone) gsx-r600 (gone) Street R675 (now living in Inbhir Nis )
carelesschucca is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 03:26 PM   #3
andrewsmith
Member
Mega Poster
 
andrewsmith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country
Posts: 7,750
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols

Carelesschucca is one no contest!

written with a brio
__________________
RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!!

Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all.
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi
andrewsmith is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 03:32 PM   #4
carelesschucca
Member
Mega Poster
 
carelesschucca's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Kilsyth - Bonnie Scotland
Posts: 2,727
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols

Stfu smith!
__________________
Innuendo - it's great when you get it.

sv650s (gone) gsx-r600 (gone) Street R675 (now living in Inbhir Nis )
carelesschucca is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 04:01 PM   #5
punyXpress
Member
Mega Poster
 
punyXpress's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Riding, North
Posts: 2,664
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols

. . . spoken like an s s !
__________________
Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place
Now: Street Triple R
punyXpress is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 04:54 PM   #6
carelesschucca
Member
Mega Poster
 
carelesschucca's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Kilsyth - Bonnie Scotland
Posts: 2,727
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols

You can shut it too...
__________________
Innuendo - it's great when you get it.

sv650s (gone) gsx-r600 (gone) Street R675 (now living in Inbhir Nis )
carelesschucca is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 05:05 PM   #7
TamSV
Member
Mega Poster
 
TamSV's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Troon, Ayrshire
Posts: 1,811
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols



Everybody, everyone, come inside and have some fun.
TamSV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 05:40 PM   #8
SIII
Member
Mega Poster
 
SIII's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Dumfries and Galloway
Posts: 1,319
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols

The milk woman from open all hours !!! Don't know why ?

__________________
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuk-U. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground"
The Stoppy King
SIII is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 06:48 PM   #9
Biker Biggles
Member
Mega Poster
 
Biker Biggles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Barnet Herts
Posts: 5,068
Default Re: Unlikely sex symbols

Very unlikely but there is------









ME






Im an unlikely sex symbol.
__________________
On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.
Biker Biggles is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-02-14, 06:50 PM   #10
andrewsmith
Member
Mega Poster
 
andrewsmith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country
Posts: 7,750
Default Re: Re: Unlikely sex symbols

Quote:
Originally Posted by carelesschucca View Post
Stfu smith!
You love it

Women want to be with him. Men want to be him!

written with a brio
__________________
RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!!

Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all.
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi
andrewsmith is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.