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Please tell me your in-laws stories and make me feel more fortunate
![]() Just had them here over from France for the Easter break, we'll call the Mother-In-Law "Mildred" and the Father-In-Law "Filbert". They are both about 65 years of age.
Please tell me yours are worse! I need to know I'm not alone. Last edited by -Ralph-; 01-05-11 at 10:02 PM. |
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Mine are brilliant. LOL They sound bad...Sorry
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give them a break, they are old and French.
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Jesus you really thought about that post... I could rant all day about my 'mother in law to be'...
Instead I will just say she is a filthy, psychotic, self obsessed attention seeking slut from hell. The 'father in law to be' is an ex police superintendent and a top chap, into his bikes etc.
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My father in law is........eccentric.
He's that bloke that decides to wear a knitted jumper that is two sizes too big & wellies to go to the cash point mid July when everyone else has shorts and flip flops on. The kind of bloke who pulls the neck of his shirt up over his mouth and nose while talking to 'that smelly sales assistant' in pcworld (tbf he did have bo). That fella who has a coin purse. Who has electrocuted himself doing diy (more than once). This list seriously goes on and on but I'd like to point out I love him to bits (despite him frustrating and generally embarrassing the living hell out of me and my wife) and although I take the ****, i will really miss him when he's gone. He is a really ill chap (lung replacement/kidneys now packed up but to name a couple) so I think I'd be a bit odd under the same circumstance. P.s. The mother-in-law is hot so the less said about her the better ![]() |
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Didn't have to think mate, just type, if I thought about it it'd have twice as many stupid things that they did, and be twice as long, and lets face it, nobody wants that!
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I talk to my ex-in-laws and love them to bits, they are sound people who've always treated me decently. On the other hand, I have told them that if I see their daughter, my ex-wife <spit>, in a crowd of 100 people while I'm driving a 40 tonne truck, I will run over 99 of them to be able to run her down as well. They accept this as she is a complete bitch and they know it.
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My in-laws are never going to be as i am never going to get married.
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At least my wife agrees, her first words when waving them off were
"Now I remember why I left home at 16!" |
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