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29-05-08, 08:47 AM
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Some Good Advice !!
1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop
2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink. 3. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button. 4. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be Afraid To Cough. 5. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem. Daily Thought: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.
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29-05-08, 09:16 AM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
Supervox - you are indeed experienced in the ways of the world!!
 (I've done that 2nd one...) 
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29-05-08, 09:18 AM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
I like number 4
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29-05-08, 11:00 AM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
*scribbles them all down*
Will this be on the end of semester test? |
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29-05-08, 11:30 AM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
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 Where do you think you are for God's sake the SVRider Forum* ??  That's got to be at least 5 marks removed from your final score !! * Please note I am not in any way denigrating the SVRider Forum - they are a decent bunch who make us very welcome when our own beloved Org is offline - I make allowances for them because they are colonials & are not expected to understand the subleties & nuances of the English language !!
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29-05-08, 11:32 AM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
sorry sir, university terminology
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29-05-08, 11:32 AM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
most unis have semesters these days don't they?
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29-05-08, 11:59 AM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
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29-05-08, 12:02 PM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
kingston uni was a polytechnic. Theres still equipment in the phys chem labs saying "kingston poly" on it!!!
Three terms, two semesters (teaching periods). Thats how it works i think Matt |
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29-05-08, 06:19 PM
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Re: Some Good Advice !!
My dad gave me one great bit of advice- "If you ever set yourself on fire, make sure you don't look in a mirror- you're likely to panic"
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