Some numpty in an Audi... - SV650.org

Bri w · 25-10-12, 04:43 PM

...knocked my bike over today!

And I scratched the bumper too

Yep, it was me. Thought I'd put it in reverse but...

25-10-12, 04:44 PM

hope you smacked him

littleoldman2 · 25-10-12, 05:08 PM

Bike OK?.

Bibio · 25-10-12, 05:13 PM

so not only can Bri not drive golf carts he also can't drive cars.

Bri your a numpty of the first order now go and punish yourself.

TamSV · 25-10-12, 05:26 PM

LOL. At times like that it can be hard to believe what you've just done.

I once reversed into our garden wall. Not some little incidental thing - this was 5ft high made of ornamental blocks. Took out a 10 foot section of it, demolishing the front of the shed in the process.

I got straight out the car and went into the house. Such was my state of denial, when I went back out 5 minutes later I genuinely expected the wall would still be standing. It wasn't.

You're still a numpty though.

Scoobs · 25-10-12, 05:27 PM

I did something similar when I had my Audi funnily enough. Thought the stand was down and dropped the bike right into the side of the car. What a *****.

Bri w · 25-10-12, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by littleoldman2

Bike OK?.

Scratched bar end, scratched clutch lever, scratched every 'kin thing I could. Surprisingly the indie survived.

TBH its not that bad coz it was against a wall, and the wall stopped it building up momentum on the way to the ground.

maviczap · 25-10-12, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bri w

Scratched bar end, scratched clutch lever, scratched every 'kin thing I could. Surprisingly the indie survived.

TBH its not that bad coz it was against a wall, and the wall stopped it building up momentum on the way to the ground.

Still better than you getting run over. My Zafira tried to get me last month, slipped off the handbrake, luckily I got back in the drivers seat before the open drivers door was halted by my garage wall. It would have been a hospital trip if I hadn't got inside the car

carelesschucca · 25-10-12, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bri w

Scratched bar end, scratched clutch lever, scratched every 'kin thing I could. Surprisingly the indie survived.

BRI DO NOT DISCONNECT THE FRONT INDICATOR FROM THE BIKE!!!

I have just spent the last hour or so trying to reconnect the right hand side indie and have given up after much screaming and shouting...

Also word of warning folks, do not and I repeat do not get Wonderwheels in cuts or scrapes... F*CK IT STINGS there were tears and more swearing!

Glad the bike isn't too bad though...

25-10-12, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Scoobs

I did something similar when I had my Audi funnily enough. Thought the stand was down and dropped the bike right into the side of the car. What a *****.

Scoobs, I think you should be banned from mechanically propelled vehicles...

25-10-12, 04:43 PM	#1
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25-10-12, 04:44 PM	#2
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25-10-12, 05:08 PM	#3
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25-10-12, 05:13 PM	#4
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,541	Re: Some numpty in an Audi... so not only can Bri not drive golf carts he also can't drive cars. Bri your a numpty of the first order now go and punish yourself.

25-10-12, 05:26 PM	#5
TamSV Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Troon, Ayrshire Posts: 1,812	Re: Some numpty in an Audi... LOL. At times like that it can be hard to believe what you've just done. I once reversed into our garden wall. Not some little incidental thing - this was 5ft high made of ornamental blocks. Took out a 10 foot section of it, demolishing the front of the shed in the process. I got straight out the car and went into the house. Such was my state of denial, when I went back out 5 minutes later I genuinely expected the wall would still be standing. It wasn't. You're still a numpty though.

25-10-12, 05:27 PM	#6
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