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Old 10-06-10, 08:23 AM   #1
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Default Some help for the girls of the forum.

Girls,

Imagine you're in Primark, queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn’t have her purse, to your dismay you discover you don’t have yours.
A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw you hers, you cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown to you, you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk.

That’s right Girls, the OFFSIDE RULE in language you understand.
Now PLEASE don’t interrupt me for the next 4 weeks asking stupid questions !!
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Old 10-06-10, 08:31 AM   #2
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Genius!!
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Old 10-06-10, 08:35 AM   #3
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What if the girl in the middle isnt interfering with the transfer and she trys to get to the front?
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Old 10-06-10, 08:37 AM   #4
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Don't shop at Primark, neither do I watch that crappy game called Football.

So, irrelevant info
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Old 10-06-10, 08:39 AM   #5
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That's helped me also and I'm a boy
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Old 10-06-10, 08:52 AM   #6
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Scoobs they should make you a saint.......St. Scoobs, the patron saint of explaining things in a manner in which birds will understand.

I shall include you in my will.
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Old 10-06-10, 08:54 AM   #7
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Love that!
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Old 10-06-10, 08:57 AM   #8
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heh
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Old 10-06-10, 09:02 AM   #9
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er... what is football?

Actually, the wife and I have a spare ticket to the naked lesbian mud wrestling tournament. It will be happening over the next four weeks. Any takers?












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Old 10-06-10, 09:06 AM   #10
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That's helped me also and I'm a boy
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