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05-02-10, 01:25 PM
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Guard pig anyone?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...brity-pet.html
Pigs have a mean bite and squeal louder than any alarm. Also tastes better than dog when he's up for retirement. Want one... 
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05-02-10, 01:31 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
Ah stop it! I wanted one the last time this was posted round!
But the cat will chase it, the dog will sit on it, and the other dog will probably trip over it 
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05-02-10, 01:33 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
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 (sorry didn't realise it was a repeat post - new to me) spidey pig... spidey pig....
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05-02-10, 02:23 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
Hmmm surely the burgular would steal the pig as well as yer TV?
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05-02-10, 02:39 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
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"That there pig has got a vicious streak a mile wide..." 
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05-02-10, 02:42 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
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05-02-10, 03:14 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
But would it put a Muslim or Jewish burglar off
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05-02-10, 03:25 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
Rofl
I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *piggy*, isn't it? |
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05-02-10, 03:26 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
 Wondered how long it would take
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05-02-10, 10:10 PM
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Re: Guard pig anyone?
"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes."
Maybe little longer than 8 minutes lol
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