SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum



Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 14-09-09, 08:15 PM   #1
Milky Bar Kid
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Message

Last night, whilst working, I answered the only external line to our station, the conversation went as follows:

"Stranraer Police Station, PC Crosbie speaking."

"Can I speak to the duty Sergeant please?"

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid he is dealing with an incident at the moment, can I help with anything?"

"No, I don't think so, he asked me to call him."

"Can I take a message?"

"Yes, tell him Mike Hunt called."

"No problem, thanks, Bye bye."

I then wrote down in my scroll book - ask John to phone Mike Hunt. I then said to the rest of the shift - "Does anyone know Mike Hunt?"

And they laughed. And laughed and laughed and laughed....


Then I realised what I had done.........





TRUE STORY!
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:16 PM   #2
TazDaz
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Message

haha...you're special!
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:17 PM   #3
missyburd
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Message

genius
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:18 PM   #4
DarrenSV650S
Member
Mega Poster
 
DarrenSV650S's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Dundee
Posts: 4,407
Default Re: Message

pmsl you muppet
DarrenSV650S is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:19 PM   #5
hovis
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Message

looks like they let any idiot in the force these days

Last edited by hovis; 14-09-09 at 08:20 PM.
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:21 PM   #6
Milky Bar Kid
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Message

Lol Hovis - I did...
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:24 PM   #7
Milky Bar Kid
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Message

BTW - I am not the or a newbie! I have been in Stranraer for 2 n half years now! Scarily, second senior cop on the shift!
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:26 PM   #8
DarrenSV650S
Member
Mega Poster
 
DarrenSV650S's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Dundee
Posts: 4,407
Default Re: Message

Does anyone know Mike Rotch ?
DarrenSV650S is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:40 PM   #9
Speedy Claire
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Message

doh!!!!
  Reply With Quote
Old 14-09-09, 08:59 PM   #10
Red Herring
Member
Mega Poster
 
Red Herring's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,708
Default Re: Message

The old wind ups are always the best, like telling the probationer to call Gatwick police and ask for DC Ten.
Red Herring is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Message for Jester Statler Soho Massive 6 02-02-09 08:29 PM
Message to Luckypants danf1234 Bikes - Talk & Issues 1 09-07-07 08:43 PM
Message for Ed. Stig Idle Banter 4 28-03-07 09:06 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:31 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.