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14-09-09, 08:15 PM | #1 |
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Last night, whilst working, I answered the only external line to our station, the conversation went as follows:
"Stranraer Police Station, PC Crosbie speaking." "Can I speak to the duty Sergeant please?" "I'm sorry, I'm afraid he is dealing with an incident at the moment, can I help with anything?" "No, I don't think so, he asked me to call him." "Can I take a message?" "Yes, tell him Mike Hunt called." "No problem, thanks, Bye bye." I then wrote down in my scroll book - ask John to phone Mike Hunt. I then said to the rest of the shift - "Does anyone know Mike Hunt?" And they laughed. And laughed and laughed and laughed.... Then I realised what I had done......... TRUE STORY! |
14-09-09, 08:16 PM | #2 |
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haha...you're special!
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14-09-09, 08:17 PM | #3 |
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genius
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14-09-09, 08:18 PM | #4 |
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pmsl you muppet
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14-09-09, 08:19 PM | #5 |
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looks like they let any idiot in the force these days
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14-09-09, 08:21 PM | #6 |
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Lol Hovis - I did...
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14-09-09, 08:24 PM | #7 |
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BTW - I am not the or a newbie! I have been in Stranraer for 2 n half years now! Scarily, second senior cop on the shift!
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14-09-09, 08:26 PM | #8 |
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Does anyone know Mike Rotch ?
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14-09-09, 08:40 PM | #9 |
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doh!!!!
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14-09-09, 08:59 PM | #10 |
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The old wind ups are always the best, like telling the probationer to call Gatwick police and ask for DC Ten.
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