Supermarket Caution

Its 12.35 on a Saturday night (well Sunday morning). I've taken a minute from my hectic social calendar to tell you this:

If you ever have the misfortune of going to Asda in a hurry, do not collect the "Pork Crunchies" that masquerade as pork scratchings in the beer aisle.

They're like giant frazzles. But taste of uncooked bacon trotters (I imagine).

Not nice.

.....As you were. That is all.

So you were at ASDA...

You weren't driving a JCB were you?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/7467053.stm

Nar, I was in the motorcycle bay - the only part of the car park thats free.

That said, If I had a JCB I'd have parked it next to the cash machines for maximum comedy effect.

That ASDA is my local one...the missus told me about it when she got back from doing the saturday morning shopping run.

[the_lone_wolf]

You've got to love how they "dumped" the excavator...

Like if they didn't leave it at the scene the police would never think to tie it to the theft

is this the incident on traffic cops one night? where they beat the securtiy guard up also