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05-11-08, 10:08 AM | #1 |
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Your favourite Christmas poem...
This our Christmas fave. Joseph has so far remembered the first verse, in the appropriate dialect, which, I have to say, quite impressed me last night as I sat down to dinner. Joseph - aged 5 in January.
Talking Turkey's Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas Cos' turkeys just wanna hav fun Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked An every turkey has a Mum. Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas, Don't eat it, keep it alive, It could be yu mate, an not on your plate Say, Yo! Turkey I'm on your side. I got lots of friends who are turkeys An all of dem fear christmas time, Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it An humans are out of dere mind, Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys Dey all hav a right to a life, Not to be caged up an genetically made up By any farmer an his wife. Turkeys just wanna play reggae Turkeys just wanna hip-hop Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying, 'I cannot wait for de chop', Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV, Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain In many ways like yu an me. I once knew a turkey called...Turkey He said "Benji explain to me please, Who put de turkey in christmas An what happens to christmas trees?", I said "I am not too sure turkey But it's nothing to do wid Christ Mass Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be An business men mek loadsa cash'. Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas Invite dem indoors fe sum greens Let dem eat cake an let dem partake In a plate of organic grown beans, Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas An spare dem de cut of de knife, Join Turkeys United an dey'll be delighted An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'. By Benjamin Zephaniah http://www.benjaminzephaniah.com/content/index.php What's your favourite festive recital/ode/poem etc...?
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05-11-08, 10:16 AM | #2 |
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Re: Your favourite Christmas poem...
"Merry F****** Christmas" by Mr Garrison
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05-11-08, 10:32 AM | #3 |
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Re: Your favourite Christmas poem...
"Santa Claus you see you next tuesday"
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05-11-08, 11:05 AM | #4 |
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Re: Your favourite Christmas poem...
That one about the little mouse, bit sad though...i can't remember it now
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05-11-08, 11:18 AM | #5 |
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Re: Your favourite Christmas poem...
One found on a very small card:
Money's short and times are hard, So here's your f***ing Christmas Card! |
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