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26-01-12, 11:50 AM
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Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
As above really, I've decided that it would probably be quite nice to take over the world. Anyone got any tips/ideas?
Has anyone tried doing it before? I think Hitler might have been trying to take over the world but ended up getting a bit sidetracked with other projects (i.e. volkswagen), and also, he didn't have the internet to help him when he got stuck. Thanks in advance.. p.s. I don't particularly want to be an evil overlord either - why do they always go that way? Probably prefer to be more like a friendly local radio DJ doing requests & favors for people - maybe even run a competition to win the moon?
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26-01-12, 12:00 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
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26-01-12, 12:03 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
Write a really unrealistic book full of lies and untruths and call it a religion. You'll be sorted then.
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26-01-12, 12:05 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
pretty sure if you make a perpetual motion machine, you could do it. it'd take a while but the oil companies would eventually go bust and bankrupt and the world would go bankrupt and repeat for infinite profits. Problem?
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26-01-12, 12:07 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
I'd start off small - create a cult. From there you can create a religion, then a grow big moustache, then the world is your oyster.
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26-01-12, 12:11 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
funnily enough i was thinking about this the other day. basically you need to create something that everyone wants and then control it. I was thinking water...
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26-01-12, 12:31 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
No, no, no......... Greek and German genes........... like the Royal family
Oh hang on a mo, we have them by the bucket load in this house...... # the world is mine # cackle cackle cackle 
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26-01-12, 12:42 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
Cheers for all the replies guys - cults & religion, while successful at brainwashing people for thousands of years now, always end up being about some guy who appeared, but then died, but then will come back one day if we all bang on about him in our daily lives and read a book about it (incidentally most of these books were written by people who thought the earth was flat)...
Cults usually end up with a load of people taking poison at a mansion in the hills above california.. Andy - the oil companies, Apple and many car companies already do this and they're not running the world yet (although apple reported something like $8 billion of profits last year - they've overtaken Exon, the people who own esso oil refineries! and they don't even deal in basic commodoties & energy, just shiny gadgets!).. On the surface, money seems like the way to go, but as banksy put it:  Could we control air or water maybe? That's gonna take a massive lab and lots of henchmen to get the ball rolling though..
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26-01-12, 12:42 PM
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Re: Creating a plan to take over the world... can you offer any advice?
But would you really want to take over Lancashire!! Leave Brum out of it too.... that Specialone lives there.
Maybe just take over the good bits, like Yorkshire and Aberystwyth. Woohoo............. pre meds great!!
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