Dumb ways to die... - SV650.org

Littlepeahead · 05-03-17, 08:27 PM

Spiderman posted up a silly video on Facebook earlier of a birthday present - a book and singing plastic figure that describes dumb ways to die. These included setting fire to your own head, poking a grizzly bear with a stick and using your privates as piranha bait.

I think mine would be getting trapped in my own house and eaten by my cats. Electrocution removing stuck toast with a skewer. Or breaking my neck falling off a wheelie bin trying to break back into my house while wearing just my underwear (not that I've ever tried to get into my house that way, oh no, no, no that definitely wasn't me.)

Just for fun, post up the dumbest way you can think of dying.

Red Herring · 05-03-17, 10:23 PM

On the road, I mean that's just plain stupid.

BanannaMan · 06-03-17, 04:52 AM

In 2010 the owner of Segway died from falling off a cliff, while riding a Segway.

garynortheast · 06-03-17, 05:00 PM

Old age. I mean, wtf?

Kenzie · 06-03-17, 05:17 PM

Using a lighter to help you see if there is any fuel in the tank.

Swin · 07-03-17, 10:16 AM

Anything involving a bin bag, chair leg and orange in the mouth is probably a bit on the dumb side, and embarassing for those left behind too

05-03-17, 08:27 PM	#1
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Dumb ways to die... Spiderman posted up a silly video on Facebook earlier of a birthday present - a book and singing plastic figure that describes dumb ways to die. These included setting fire to your own head, poking a grizzly bear with a stick and using your privates as piranha bait. I think mine would be getting trapped in my own house and eaten by my cats. Electrocution removing stuck toast with a skewer. Or breaking my neck falling off a wheelie bin trying to break back into my house while wearing just my underwear (not that I've ever tried to get into my house that way, oh no, no, no that definitely wasn't me.) Just for fun, post up the dumbest way you can think of dying. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

05-03-17, 10:23 PM	#2
Red Herring Member Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,708	Re: Dumb ways to die... On the road, I mean that's just plain stupid.

06-03-17, 04:52 AM	#3
BanannaMan Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Appalachia Posts: 419	Re: Dumb ways to die... In 2010 the owner of Segway died from falling off a cliff, while riding a Segway. __________________ ...Bill *"The Mountains are calling and I must go"*

06-03-17, 05:00 PM	#4
garynortheast Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Mid Wales Posts: 2,487	Re: Dumb ways to die... Old age. I mean, wtf?

06-03-17, 05:17 PM	#5
Kenzie Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Posts: 818	Re: Dumb ways to die... Using a lighter to help you see if there is any fuel in the tank. __________________ Flickr https://www.flickr.com/photos/39887875@N06/

07-03-17, 10:16 AM	#6
Swin Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 454	Re: Dumb ways to die... Anything involving a bin bag, chair leg and orange in the mouth is probably a bit on the dumb side, and embarassing for those left behind too

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