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05-03-17, 08:27 PM | #1 |
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Dumb ways to die...
Spiderman posted up a silly video on Facebook earlier of a birthday present - a book and singing plastic figure that describes dumb ways to die. These included setting fire to your own head, poking a grizzly bear with a stick and using your privates as piranha bait.
I think mine would be getting trapped in my own house and eaten by my cats. Electrocution removing stuck toast with a skewer. Or breaking my neck falling off a wheelie bin trying to break back into my house while wearing just my underwear (not that I've ever tried to get into my house that way, oh no, no, no that definitely wasn't me.) Just for fun, post up the dumbest way you can think of dying.
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05-03-17, 10:23 PM | #2 |
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Re: Dumb ways to die...
On the road, I mean that's just plain stupid.
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06-03-17, 04:52 AM | #3 |
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Re: Dumb ways to die...
In 2010 the owner of Segway died from falling off a cliff, while riding a Segway.
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06-03-17, 05:00 PM | #4 |
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Re: Dumb ways to die...
Old age. I mean, wtf?
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06-03-17, 05:17 PM | #5 |
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Re: Dumb ways to die...
Using a lighter to help you see if there is any fuel in the tank.
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07-03-17, 10:16 AM | #6 |
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Re: Dumb ways to die...
Anything involving a bin bag, chair leg and orange in the mouth is probably a bit on the dumb side, and embarassing for those left behind too
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