George Bush visits a school... - SV650.org

31-10-06, 04:54 PM

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids, to get a little boost in his PR. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have health insurance? "

Just then, the bell rings for break. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after break.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. "Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he
responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually , I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

tinpants · 31-10-06, 05:11 PM

Theres probably more than a little truth in this!!

Very good though

31-10-06, 05:15 PM

Omigod, they killed Stanley!

31-10-06, 05:18 PM

I thought it was kenny?

Good joke though

Spiderman · 01-11-06, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor

Omigod, they killed Stanley!

Those CIA/NSA/FBI *******s!!!!good one btw

01-11-06, 05:16 PM

Dubya is in the Oval Office, playing nicely.

Then Auntie Condie comes in and she can see he has been crying; as she approaches his crying becomes more and more intense so she gently places an arm around his shoulders, wracked by mansize sobs, and asks him the problem.

Well, Condie, he sobs, I juss carnt seem to workiferate this here jiggysaw puzzle and its driving me crazy...

Oh, says Condie, is it a really tough picture....?

Well, moans George, it's a big ole rooster juss liken the ones on my Daddy's ranch back home, but, I still carnt seem to organiserise, er, organismerise, er, get the dammm pieces right

Condie leans over to take a look, then gently sighs....

Okay George now put the f***kin cornflakes back in the box.

01-11-06, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trampie

Dubya is in the Oval Office, playing nicely.

Then Auntie Condie comes in and she can see he has been crying; as she approaches his crying becomes more and more intense so she gently places an arm around his shoulders, wracked by mansize sobs, and asks him the problem.

Well, Condie, he sobs, I juss carnt seem to workiferate this here jiggysaw puzzle and its driving me crazy...

Oh, says Condie, is it a really tough picture....?

Well, moans George, it's a big ole rooster juss liken the ones on my Daddy's ranch back home, but, I still carnt seem to organiserise, er, organismerise, er, get the dammm pieces right

Condie leans over to take a look, then gently sighs....

Okay George now put the f***kin cornflakes back in the box.

31-10-06, 04:54 PM	#1
Razor Guest Posts: n/a	George Bush visits a school... George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids, to get a little boost in his PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have health insurance? " Just then, the bell rings for break. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after break. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. "Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually , I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have health insurance? Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

31-10-06, 05:11 PM	#2
tinpants Ubique Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire Posts: 643	Theres probably more than a little truth in this!! Very good though __________________ Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a pillock

01-11-06, 05:16 PM	#6
TT Dee Guest Posts: n/a	Dubya and the jigsaw puzzle Dubya is in the Oval Office, playing nicely. Then Auntie Condie comes in and she can see he has been crying; as she approaches his crying becomes more and more intense so she gently places an arm around his shoulders, wracked by mansize sobs, and asks him the problem. Well, Condie, he sobs, I juss carnt seem to workiferate this here jiggysaw puzzle and its driving me crazy... Oh, says Condie, is it a really tough picture....? Well, moans George, it's a big ole rooster juss liken the ones on my Daddy's ranch back home, but, I still carnt seem to organiserise, er, organismerise, er, get the dammm pieces right Condie leans over to take a look, then gently sighs.... Okay George now put the f***kin cornflakes back in the box.

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31-10-06, 05:15 PM	#3
Razor Guest Posts: n/a	Omigod, they killed Stanley!

31-10-06, 05:18 PM	#4
falc Guest Posts: n/a	I thought it was kenny? Good joke though