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09-09-12, 09:30 AM
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Chicken Strips/balls
Can anyone help?
Left hand bends are my nemesis I went round one the other day and my right testicle fell into my spokes and tore my whiffing bridge from my rectum now I have an enlarged anus hole. Should I go see my **** doctor? Yolo lol xx |
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09-09-12, 09:36 AM
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Re: Chicken Strips/balls
Okay.. who are you and what have you done with Spank?
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09-09-12, 12:36 PM
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Re: Chicken Strips/balls
If you can face letting it heal it can be a convenient place to put stuff such as a wallet, phone or make-up.
A friend of a friend had this happen and tells me he can easily conceal 2 cans of beer or 2 small bottles of booze in there (for festivals or similar) without risking his new hole being searched. I'm considering getting it done properly i.e. by a plastic sturgeon. |
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09-09-12, 12:43 PM
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Re: Chicken Strips/balls
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I'm considering getting it done properly i.e. by a plastic sturgeon.[/QUOTE] Cripes!!!!! By plastic fish?? Oooof a monkey of brave constitution. Spank, I fear its because you naturally hang to the right 
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09-09-12, 02:41 PM
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Re: Chicken Strips/balls
sounds like you need to lean off the seat more
Hope that helps
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09-09-12, 05:41 PM
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Re: Chicken Strips/balls
I'm not quite sure who it was.
Definitely not me though. |
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09-09-12, 06:24 PM
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Re: Chicken Strips/balls
Oh man. I was going to ask for a picture.
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09-09-12, 06:38 PM
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It smacks of fallout to me but the YOLO lol, has me thrown.
There will have to be an inquisition. |
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09-09-12, 06:58 PM
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