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31-10-09, 07:36 PM

He might be a miserable git but his face has just lit up when he saw how many chocolates were left in the bowl.

maviczap · 31-10-09, 08:15 PM

You're lucky Pete, Halloween is only once a year. Strictly come dancing is on every Saturday night for at least 26 weeks

Bluepete · 31-10-09, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by maviczap

You're lucky Pete, Halloween is only once a year. Strictly come dancing is on every Saturday night for at least 26 weeks

I know! I have a wife and ten year old daughter who love it! Zoe Lucker does make it worth while though! (drools)

Pete

maviczap · 31-10-09, 08:53 PM

Snap, except mines 11, the 4 year old isn't into it yet. I'd rather do the dishwasher, although my wife goes and watches it upstairs until its the young ones bedtime. So I do get some relief from it

I had enough this afternoon, when 'Come dine with me' was on, and turned it over to the Star Wars movie. Should be titled 'Come slagg me off '

Time for a quick drink

31-10-09, 08:57 PM

Maybe a little late in the day now, but you could try...

Fake blood (or real if you wish) all over clean white vest, rubber gloves and the blade of a saw, splat some little speck on your face too, maybe sport an apron.

Fit 1.21 gigawatt bulbs in every room and switch on so your house can been seen from space. Open all the curtains and spray a bit of the fake blood on the windows upstairs. If you can live with repainting the walls near your front door, some hand smears of blood there too would help.

Download some crying and wailing noises and have that playing in an upstairs front bedroom with window slightly open.

Invite everybody in while telling them not to be scared and to excuse your appearance, you're preparing the food for the cricket club's bbq bonfire next weekend.

Rich · 31-10-09, 09:17 PM

Well the little scrotes didn't even knock they just launched eggs at the house, fecking hate this time of year.

punyXpress · 31-10-09, 09:41 PM

[QUOTE=maviczap;2081399]Snap, except mines 11, the 4 year old isn't into it yet. I'd rather do the dishwasher, although my wife goes and watches it upstairs until its the young ones bedtime. So I do get some relief from it

Bluepete reckons he does too! and Timwilky's sweetness & light compared to him.

31-10-09, 10:20 PM

Well I scared the Crap outta the local kids with my werewolf mask , they were all little uns with parents near , nobody touched my bike , no eggs or drama and I got sweeties left over ....... has been the first time that I embraced it for what it is nowadays , I did notice that 50% of them didn`t even bother with my house this year ...... probably because I had the curtains open , lights off , candles burning and werewolf mask on

31-10-09, 10:28 PM

I would never take my wee lass to folk who weren't expecting us, I don't agree with the random "knock on every door" and up here it's guising, none of this trick or treat crap... She does her poem, song, joke or whatever, and says thanks for the monkey nuts or sweeties or whatever she is given.

31-10-09, 10:55 PM

Same here.

I hate halloween.

I just dont answer the door.

The little gits round here that are complete knobs all year round banging on the door for me to give tham money/ sweets etc..

Dont get me on my soap box!!

Anyone know how I can wire the doorbell to the mains...?

31-10-09, 07:36 PM	#21
Mrs Blue Pete Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git He might be a miserable git but his face has just lit up when he saw how many chocolates were left in the bowl.

31-10-09, 08:15 PM	#22
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,096	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git You're lucky Pete, Halloween is only once a year. Strictly come dancing is on every Saturday night for at least 26 weeks __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

31-10-09, 08:53 PM	#24
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,096	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git Snap, except mines 11, the 4 year old isn't into it yet. I'd rather do the dishwasher, although my wife goes and watches it upstairs until its the young ones bedtime. So I do get some relief from it I had enough this afternoon, when 'Come dine with me' was on, and turned it over to the Star Wars movie. Should be titled 'Come slagg me off ' Time for a quick drink __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

31-10-09, 08:57 PM	#25
boot Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git Maybe a little late in the day now, but you could try... Fake blood (or real if you wish) all over clean white vest, rubber gloves and the blade of a saw, splat some little speck on your face too, maybe sport an apron. Fit 1.21 gigawatt bulbs in every room and switch on so your house can been seen from space. Open all the curtains and spray a bit of the fake blood on the windows upstairs. If you can live with repainting the walls near your front door, some hand smears of blood there too would help. Download some crying and wailing noises and have that playing in an upstairs front bedroom with window slightly open. Invite everybody in while telling them not to be scared and to excuse your appearance, you're preparing the food for the cricket club's bbq bonfire next weekend.

31-10-09, 09:17 PM	#26
Rich Member Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,089	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git Well the little scrotes didn't even knock they just launched eggs at the house, fecking hate this time of year. __________________ RIP Hovis - Unlucky Boyo

31-10-09, 09:41 PM	#27
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git [QUOTE=maviczap;2081399]Snap, except mines 11, the 4 year old isn't into it yet. I'd rather do the dishwasher, although my wife goes and watches it upstairs until its the young ones bedtime. So I do get some relief from it Bluepete reckons he does too! and Timwilky's sweetness & light compared to him. __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

31-10-09, 10:20 PM	#28
xXBADGERXx Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git Well I scared the Crap outta the local kids with my werewolf mask , they were all little uns with parents near , nobody touched my bike , no eggs or drama and I got sweeties left over ....... has been the first time that I embraced it for what it is nowadays , I did notice that 50% of them didn`t even bother with my house this year ...... probably because I had the curtains open , lights off , candles burning and werewolf mask on

31-10-09, 10:28 PM	#29
fenjer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git I would never take my wee lass to folk who weren't expecting us, I don't agree with the random "knock on every door" and up here it's guising, none of this trick or treat crap... She does her poem, song, joke or whatever, and says thanks for the monkey nuts or sweeties or whatever she is given.

31-10-09, 10:55 PM	#30
speedplay Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Hello, my name's Pete and I'm a miserable git Same here. I hate halloween. I just dont answer the door. The little gits round here that are complete knobs all year round banging on the door for me to give tham money/ sweets etc.. Dont get me on my soap box!! Anyone know how I can wire the doorbell to the mains...?

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