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29-03-06, 12:04 PM
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Speeding ticket
A bloke gets pulled over for speeding along the the motorway, when the officer asked him his occupaion he replied "Rectum Stretcher"
"What the hell is a rectum stretcher?" asks the ol bill, "Well first you start by inserting one finger into a rectum, then build up too 2,3 and so on until you get a whole hand up there...once the hand is up there you've then got to get in up to your elbows and manipulate the rectum until it's 6 foot" "and what the hell would you do with a 6 foot ********" asks the copper. "Give it a uniform,radar gun and tell it to stand on the side of the road" 
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29-03-06, 12:18 PM
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I think this ones older then me...
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29-03-06, 12:30 PM
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29-03-06, 12:48 PM
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still very funny
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29-03-06, 01:46 PM
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I strongly believe that the above joke is in poor taste and a very cheap shot at a key elelment of our society.
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29-03-06, 02:26 PM
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29-03-06, 07:50 PM
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I'm against all this stereotyping of ********s.I'll have you know there are some damn fine arses out there who would be most offended by this insinuation.
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