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Old 05-10-07, 10:35 AM   #1
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Default Slap a co-worker day

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!

Friday 5th October 2007
Have anyone in mind?




Friday
5th October is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers day:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?


Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?


Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Friday
5th Octoberas SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

Here are the rules you must follow:

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You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
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You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
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You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
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No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.


If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of
, and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
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Old 05-10-07, 11:04 AM   #2
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Default Re: Slap a co-worker day

Oh.....but I work on my own......am I allowed to slap the customers instead?

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Old 05-10-07, 11:11 AM   #3
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Have you tried self flagellation?For those who dont get out much.
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