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Old 25-09-12, 08:35 PM   #571
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Jeremy Forrest is using this time to teach Megan how 30 doesn't fit into 15 no matter how hard you try.
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My wife asked for anal last night.

I said "Stop leaving your knickers lying around, the house is unclean, there floor needs hovering, the kids are a mess"
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Old 25-09-12, 08:43 PM   #573
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After watching the Paralympics it got me thinking; If they can run faster than I can, swim better than I can, lift heavier weights than I can, then why the **** do they need to park closer to Asda than me
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"Gerry, what was Madeleine's maths teacher called again?"
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Old 26-09-12, 08:44 PM   #575
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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Jeremy Forrest?..

Jeremy Forrest only has one ****ed pupil.
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There was a young teacher from Eastbourne
Who fancied a girl in the fifth form
He took her to France
Where he took off her pants
But made her keep on her school uniform
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Jeremy Forrest is a rubbish maths teacher.

Everyone knows that 30 into 15 shouldn't go.
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Old 26-09-12, 11:21 PM   #578
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Jeremy Forrest is a rubbish maths teacher.

Everyone knows that 30 into 15 shouldn't go.
But he has proven that 15+30=69
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Gentlemen

Can we please keep an eye on the U rating of this area. A few of the jokes are a little near and a few over the mark. Im not one to delete stuff but i will if it keeps on.

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Old 27-09-12, 12:42 PM   #580
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Gentlemen

Can we please keep an eye on the U rating of this area. A few of the jokes are a little near and a few over the mark. Im not one to delete stuff but i will if it keeps on.

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Isn't most of it down to interpretation?

It is like the Simpsons, some of the jokes go way over kids heads because they don't know, but, the adults know.
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