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19-10-12, 10:09 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
There was a young gent from Tadley,
Who desired a new bike quite badly, So with cash on his hip, and being quite thick, he got a new Gixxer that's shabby! |
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19-10-12, 10:10 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
bwahahahhaha
Whats bust?
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19-10-12, 10:12 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Nowt major it just burns more oil than petrol, I can't really take the **** the Ace is just as bad.
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19-10-12, 10:20 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Well the last FZR750 I followed fogged its way along a road
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20-10-12, 07:51 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I said to my wife, "I was just disgusted when I saw a woman with her breasts out on the bus feeding her son."
She said, "All of you blokes are the same, it's just natural." "I don't know what's so ****ing natural about it?" I replied, "She was feeding him Quavers."
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22-10-12, 02:04 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Not Comedy, really, BUT:
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23-10-12, 07:31 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.
They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.
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23-10-12, 07:42 PM
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I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in.
The distance.
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24-10-12, 09:22 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
When my mate told me he`d mixed Onions with Nitrous Oxide, I didn`t know whether I should laugh or cry..
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29-10-12, 08:35 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Feck me Job! They're getting worse!
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