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Old 18-10-20, 08:28 AM   #1
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Default A statistic you didn't need...

...toilet paper usage around the world.
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/04/17...c-of-the-week/

Disclaimer: I live alone. I realise that ladies need more paper but, at the risk of TMI, I use 1 roll every 3 months which means I'm falling behind (!) by 77 rolls. I need to up my game.

I now see why there was mass panic buying of toilet rolls pre-lockdown.
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Old 18-10-20, 07:49 PM   #2
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Women tend to use toilet roll for a lot of things, including make-up removal, but one roll lasts me 3 to 4 weeks. Thing is women use toilet roll every time they visit the bathroom but blokes probably once maybe twice a day. Average roll is 200 sheets - if you buy thinner cheaper stuff you just need 2 or 3 times as much. So decent quality stuff say 8 sheets a day for a bloke = 25 days.
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Default Re: A statistic you didn't need...

When I worked in an office. I would deliberately wait to abuse their facilities

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i had to buy a big massive bulk 48 rolls of bog roll (only thing they had) at the beginning of this Covid fiasco. i think i'm good for a few years... lol
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Me and my family must be full of ****, we get through it like there's no tomorrow.
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