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Old 19-06-06, 04:17 PM   #1
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Default Things you should never never do

Blow bubbles with your bubble gum/chewing gun while wearing your crash helmet

I know its me but it ain't half hard to get off the inside of the visor and lining
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Old 19-06-06, 04:19 PM   #2
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You shouldn't really be eating it in the first place not when your riding the bike!!! Its a nice choking hazard if you have an off!!!

I'm off it now!!!
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Old 19-06-06, 04:27 PM   #3
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.. sneeze whilst riding ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
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Old 19-06-06, 04:28 PM   #4
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Pull your visor down when having a cigarette as you ride? :P
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Old 19-06-06, 04:37 PM   #5
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Quick quick phone the fire brigade-------------------made me chuckle
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Old 19-06-06, 04:45 PM   #6
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Sending a text message whilst negotiating a roundabout? :P
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Old 19-06-06, 04:47 PM   #7
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Take a naughty wee while riding just like in a swimming pool while pulled up next to a stranger in a bmw
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Old 19-06-06, 04:50 PM   #8
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Wave to someone you know with your right hand when leaned into a bend.
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Old 19-06-06, 04:54 PM   #9
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Image Rossi is in front and you got him on the next corner!
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Old 19-06-06, 04:55 PM   #10
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Attempt to ride any distance cross handed.
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