Maybe devolution isn't such a bad idea...

[the_lone_wolf]

"A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm

I feel sorry for the guy. If you can't bonk your bicycle in the privacy of your own bedroom what's the world coming to

That made laught, a lot thats dam funny......Yeah you would have though the dude would have been save in the bderoom though, at least it didn't involve a dyson

[tigersaw]

[quote=bluethunder;1340988 at least it didn't involve a dyson[/quote]

Indeed. I bet if Dysons were sold in America they would carry a disclaimer - not to used as a sex aid - weve got several Dysons, and they dont half suck.

Hang on a minute....

OK, the bicycle things pretty weird.....

Maybe it was the latest model mountain bike or something. The iPhone of the bicycle world. Who knows? But thats not the real story here.

He was in a locked hotel room and they walked in on the guy! How could he possibly have been breaching the peace by simulating sex in a hotel room. He wasn't up the chicken aisle in Tesco's, or even in the bicycle section of Halfords, or even in a public toilet! And the sex offenders register? Was that the national society for the protection of bicycles that persuaded the judge of that one? "Put him on the register, he'll never get a job with Raleigh after that! And certainly not the bicycle division at the post office!"

Lets turn the tables a bit. Your in a locked hotel room. No actually, the judge is in a locked hotel room. He's not just simulating sex, but doing his wife for all he's worth. Of course he ignores the bloody door, this is the first time she's not had a headache in three months and wild horses wouldn't stop him. Or maybe he's just having a lonely right hand tango over a picture of his labrador. The hostel owner barges in and calls the police 'cos he's breaching the peace?

OK, you wouldn't catch a judge dead in a hostel, but you get my point.

[Richie]

maybe he was ringing the bell too loudly...

NO.. I completely agree with -Ralpf-...


Watch out...
Next they will be saying ladies using vibrators are breaching the peace by simulating sex

Yeah he was in a private place, don't know how it was worked out, but just made really laugh, wrong for laughting probally, but hey was funny

my bike is sexy

[phil24_7]

You'll hump anything Hovis!

Ok definition time:

A breach of the peace occurs when Harm is actually done or is likely to be done to a person or a persons property or a person feels they will be harmed through assault affray riot unlawful assembly or other disturbance.

To me a bloke having his wicked way with his beloved bike in the privacy of his own room/home does not constitute a breach of the peace.????????

It is weird though