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16-06-06, 01:32 PM
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Two funnies for u
Two cannibals are sat around the camp fire, munching on a troope of clowns they've just come across. One cannibal says to the other... "Does this taste funny to you?" Two Snowmen are stood in a field, One says to the other.... "Can you smell Carrots?" Ian |
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16-06-06, 03:07 PM
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Badum-tsss
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16-06-06, 03:20 PM
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Brilliant - my works colleagues hated them tho'
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16-06-06, 03:33 PM
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It could happen... a (single) friend of mine and his mate went to Cuba for a fortnight last month. The mate of my mate had decided that he was going to see a "special lady friend" every night of their stay.
He was doing well for the first week when, in his words, "I got so bored of f*cking stunningly beautiful women, I found a midget and f*cked her to vary it a bit" Apparently she wasn't even waist height and he's no Peter Crouch. |
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