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21-05-06, 07:00 AM | #1 |
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Oldie but goodie
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: . . . . "Faaaaarrrrk n hell mate.......how much water did you drink?!!" |
21-05-06, 07:51 AM | #2 |
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22-05-06, 04:30 PM | #3 |
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23-05-06, 11:32 AM | #4 |
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:P :P
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23-05-06, 11:33 AM | #5 |
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23-05-06, 11:49 AM | #6 |
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23-05-06, 06:39 PM | #7 |
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23-05-06, 06:48 PM | #8 |
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Very good
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23-05-06, 07:35 PM | #9 |
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Love it!
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23-05-06, 08:40 PM | #10 |
fantabulas
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