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09-03-10, 12:34 PM | #1 |
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My friend Martin has a new job.
He's making these:
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09-03-10, 12:37 PM | #2 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
Topman send him my regards.
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09-03-10, 12:38 PM | #3 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
Company car with the job?
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09-03-10, 12:40 PM | #4 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
He is making garages?
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09-03-10, 12:43 PM | #5 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
I've always wanted to get into the "Diamond plate vehicle stand" business...
Did he have to qualify with a hydraulic jack before they let him work with the diamond plate?
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09-03-10, 02:08 PM | #6 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
Bet it's not as much fun as working with the world's only gay cricket team or visiting a cheese farm to learn how to make cheese - which is what I'm doing in the next few weeks.
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09-03-10, 02:09 PM | #7 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
Lucky barsteward !!
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09-03-10, 02:50 PM | #8 |
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Yeah, but I bet he can't put a rowntrees fruit pastel in his mouth without chewing it...
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09-03-10, 03:13 PM | #9 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
Are we allowed to use cheese and gay in the same sentence?
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09-03-10, 03:16 PM | #10 |
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Re: My friend Martin has a new job.
I am sure its more a case of protesting at being "The Only Gay Cricket Team" in the village...
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