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Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

K -
your mad sense of humour and super intelligence has given me an idea.

But...

... but, I was trying soooo hard to get them right.


So you mean 1,000,000 Miles for 1 of Your Scones is wrong too.

Um... 9 Pints in the Squid, Sid.

762mph: Speed of SVs at Scientific Lab.

64 Screws on a C.B. (How many titianium bits does Rictus have I wonder? )

10 Goldwings Bring Havoc on the Way.

No - all wrong.

Oh.

Originally Posted by K

So you mean 1,000,000 Miles for 1 of Your Scones is wrong too.

You've got the ratio the wrong way around for Quiff's cakes there K!!

[Quiff Wichard]

Lol

70MPH: Slow Lane on Motorway

[Richie]

1 women on a underground
2 goats for Viper
3 British Military (**** here there R)
4 Sailors in a Yatch
5 Faults on a Honda
6 worts on Hovis thin Elbow
7 wounders of the Acient World...
8 pints in a Grinch
9 pints in the Sid Squid .... (good one used before)
10 Great Bears High on the Weed
11 pings in a Fizz Thread
12 Snoorze of the Zzzzz.... (Timwilky... dead man standing)
13 unlucky for Stretchie
14 Pints in a Stoned.......!
15 men on a dodgy motor cycle
18 hands on a great clevage...
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may I ask
if anyone else have the runs latley...?

[Quiff Wichard]

RICHIE they are ace- beter than the real ones