Yesterday's leaving speech at work...

Had my last day yesterday.

I'd been there nearly 8 years, it's customary to have a leaving speech from your boss. I've heard some really good leaving speeches over the years & a month ago my boss did a good speech for one of my co-workers.

I was looking forward to mine. My boss started off by talking about current affairs around the world 8 years ago. And that was pretty much it. It was the worst speech I'd ever heard. One of my co-workers even shouted that it was the worst speech ever. It was completely unprepared.

I'm a little bit disappointed by my ex-boss.

[G]

More importantly what did you pinch extra above and beyond what you had planned too, due to his incompetence to prepare a better speech for such a valued employee

Shall we go egg his house. Im sure between us we can carry a rather large amount of eggs on the bikes

I throw like a girl though, so I'll leave the actualy throwing to someone else

Matt

Originally Posted by graemepaterson

More importantly what did you pinch extra above and beyond what you had planned too, due to his incompetence to prepare a better speech for such a valued employee

Yes what did u bring home

Originally Posted by bluethunder

Yes what did u bring home

I'm sure that I didn't acquire any contraband ;o)

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

Shall we go egg his house. Im sure between us we can carry a rather large amount of eggs on the bikes

I throw like a girl though, so I'll leave the actualy throwing to someone else

Matt

I always fancied using paint balls I was going to do that, obviously Im far too mature and respectable, but if I wasnt....

Originally Posted by Kinvig

I'm sure that I didn't acquire any contraband ;o)

How sure ?

Originally Posted by stewie

How sure ?

not very ;o)

Plenty of time to reflect on him (kindly no doubt) over the next 6 months

I think you get the last laugh

[Viney]

Was that Burger king or McDonalds Lee?